iTunes Meme-age
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jetpack_monkey_ljarchiveGo to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes? "The Difficult Kind" - Sheryl Crow. Yeah, probably true.
Will I have a happy life? "Ironic" - Alanis Morisette. So my entire life will be about something that I'm not even defining correctly? Fuckity.
Do people secretly lust after me? "Dead Man's Party" - Oingo Boingo. I'm guessing no.
How can I make myself happy? "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen. The implications disturb me.
What should I do with my life? "Life" - The Beta Band. Wow. How insightful (actually, yes. I should live my life and stop thinking about it).
Why must life be so full of pain? "Ladder" - Stuart Davis. So we climb and climb and climb until our limbs hurt and we fall, huh?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Nowhere Man" - Paul Westerberg. *blink* Riiiiight.
Will I ever have children? "Oliver's Army" - Stuart Davis. Er, well since the song refers to Oliver Cromwell, who once famously justified the killing of Irish children by saying, "Nits make lice," I find this very very very scary.
Will I die happy? "Superman" - Unwritten Law. Righteous.
Can you give me some advice? "Whip It" - Devo. Oh dear.
What do you think happiness is? "Sweet Jane" - Mazzy Star. I don't know anybody named Jane. Apparently, I should, because she is happiness.
What's my favorite fetish? "Rock 'n' Roll High School" - The Ramones. Ah. Teenage girls with good taste in music. *eyebrow*
ETA:
What do you think of me, iTunes? "You Know You're Right" - Nirvana. Damn straight.
Will I have a happy life? "Out Tonight" - Rent. Sure! What?
Do people secretly lust after me? "Oh, What a Night!" - The Four Tops. I'll take that as a yes.
How can I make myself happy? "Private Life" - Oingo Boingo. I couldn't agree more.
What should I do with my life? "Wild Sex (In the Working Class)" - Oingo Boingo. Good answer.
Why must life be so full of pain? "Welcome to Paradise" - Green Day. Hm. Heaven = Hell. Interesting.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen. Oh heck yes.
Will I ever have children? "Semicharmed Life" - Third Eye Blind. So I'll have children (charmed), but they'll hate me (semi).
Will I die happy? "One" - Johnny Cash (U2 Cover). I'm not sure how to take that.
Can you give me some advice? "I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone" - Sleater-Kinney. You can be my Frank Zappa for all I care, just answer the damn question.
What do you think happiness is? "Brian Wilson" - Barenaked Ladies. Somehow, that makes sense.
What's my favorite fetish? "Fault Lines" - Stuart Davis. I like to have sex on potential earthquake spots? I should totally move to LA.
What do you think of me, iTunes? "The Difficult Kind" - Sheryl Crow. Yeah, probably true.
Will I have a happy life? "Ironic" - Alanis Morisette. So my entire life will be about something that I'm not even defining correctly? Fuckity.
Do people secretly lust after me? "Dead Man's Party" - Oingo Boingo. I'm guessing no.
How can I make myself happy? "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen. The implications disturb me.
What should I do with my life? "Life" - The Beta Band. Wow. How insightful (actually, yes. I should live my life and stop thinking about it).
Why must life be so full of pain? "Ladder" - Stuart Davis. So we climb and climb and climb until our limbs hurt and we fall, huh?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Nowhere Man" - Paul Westerberg. *blink* Riiiiight.
Will I ever have children? "Oliver's Army" - Stuart Davis. Er, well since the song refers to Oliver Cromwell, who once famously justified the killing of Irish children by saying, "Nits make lice," I find this very very very scary.
Will I die happy? "Superman" - Unwritten Law. Righteous.
Can you give me some advice? "Whip It" - Devo. Oh dear.
What do you think happiness is? "Sweet Jane" - Mazzy Star. I don't know anybody named Jane. Apparently, I should, because she is happiness.
What's my favorite fetish? "Rock 'n' Roll High School" - The Ramones. Ah. Teenage girls with good taste in music. *eyebrow*
ETA:
What do you think of me, iTunes? "You Know You're Right" - Nirvana. Damn straight.
Will I have a happy life? "Out Tonight" - Rent. Sure! What?
Do people secretly lust after me? "Oh, What a Night!" - The Four Tops. I'll take that as a yes.
How can I make myself happy? "Private Life" - Oingo Boingo. I couldn't agree more.
What should I do with my life? "Wild Sex (In the Working Class)" - Oingo Boingo. Good answer.
Why must life be so full of pain? "Welcome to Paradise" - Green Day. Hm. Heaven = Hell. Interesting.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen. Oh heck yes.
Will I ever have children? "Semicharmed Life" - Third Eye Blind. So I'll have children (charmed), but they'll hate me (semi).
Will I die happy? "One" - Johnny Cash (U2 Cover). I'm not sure how to take that.
Can you give me some advice? "I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone" - Sleater-Kinney. You can be my Frank Zappa for all I care, just answer the damn question.
What do you think happiness is? "Brian Wilson" - Barenaked Ladies. Somehow, that makes sense.
What's my favorite fetish? "Fault Lines" - Stuart Davis. I like to have sex on potential earthquake spots? I should totally move to LA.
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Date: 2005-08-30 06:25 am (UTC)What do you think of me, iTunes? "The Devil Came Back to Georgia" - a bunch of people, including Charlie Daniels. I've never been to Georgia.
Will I have a happy life? The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash. It starts with Revelations. This can't be a good sign.
Do people secretly lust after me? Anything for You - Evanescence
How can I make myself happy? Head over Feet - Alanis Morrissette *eyebrow* Oh, wait, it's about love. Meh.
What should I do with my life? Malcolm Ferguson-Finbar Saund - Old Blind Dogs I should do Scotsmen? Hmm.
Why must life be so full of pain? "It ain't you" by Squirrel Nut Zippers. Good to know.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Joy and Pain" by Moa. Heh.
"Will I ever have children?" Dropkick Murphys - Bastards on Parade Oh dear.
"Will I die happy?" - Reapercussions (KMN Remix) - Stewart Copeland. (Music from "Dead Like Me.") Does this mean I'll die a temp?
"Can you give me some advice?" - Bouncing Around the Room - Phish
"What do you think happiness is?" Pastime with Good Company - The Oakwood Singers. Fun with friends? I can buy that.
"What's my favorite fetish?" Raise the Roof - Carbon Leaf
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