It would be terribly low of me to respond to
midnightfae's latest round of vicious lies in the way I think she anticipates. We are not savages and I will not descend to her level.
In fact, I'm going to extend the olive branch. And to show my good will, I'm letting everyone know Julia's favorite places for a light scratching:
Right behind the knees. Try it sometime! The look on her face will be worth the effort.