Come to the Shell of Metal Cabaret

[jetpack_monkey_ljarchive]

Reposting a comment I made in _jealousy_'s journal because I thought it was clever:

Daleks vs. Cybermen. It should be a bitchy cabaret with huge sets and a gala singalong number.

Cyberman: "Anything you exterminate, I can delete better. I can delete anything better than you!"

Dalek: "You cannot!"

Cyberman: "Yes I can!"

Dalek: "You cannot!"

Cyberman: "Yes I can!"

Dalek: "Exterminate!" *blasts Cyberman down* *swivels eyestalk to audience* "Why are you staring? You will be exterminated!" *does softshoe -- with no feet*

***

Dalek: "What do you call a Cyberman with two left feet?"

Cyberman: "Upgrade my knowledge on this, Dalek."

Dalek: "Exterminated!" *blasts Cyberman down*


ETA: Just six hours left on the Icon caption challenge of doom (Round 3)

Comments

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

Heee!

[booster17.livejournal.com]

Oh good. I was afraid it was going to be :

"You put delete foot in,
Delete foot out,
In, out, in, out, shake it all about..."

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I'm not that cheesy. Although... Cole Porter songs. Now there's a thought.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

HA!