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For the Comic-Con n00bs and those who want to be Comic-Con n00bs. Brilliant, funny, and so true.

There's a fourteen-step guide to getting drunk during Con weekend. What more do you need?

Sidenote: A guide to getting drunk with

quantum_gazebo at Comic-Con.

1. Order me an alcoholic cider.
2. Watch me nurse the cider over the course of an hour.
3. Mention Christopher Eccleston or Amber Benson as freqently as possible if you want a glazed look.
4. Tell really terrible stories about things you shouldn't have done if you want me to laugh hysterically.
5. Don't worry about a second round. I was drunk the moment lips touched cider and I'll stay that way for at least two hours.

I DVR'd Jude off IFC. I didn't do it because I'm a big Thomas Hardy fan (although I do like him) nor did I do it to support the career of director Michael Winterbottom (it's a really good idea, though -- he made 24 Hour Party People). I did it because it stars Christopher Eccleston and he's, well... the Eccleston.

So imagine my surprise when David Tennant shows up for a brief but memorable role, calling out Eccleston on his drunken claims of superior academic knowledge.

( Scene beneath the cut )

That popping sound was my brain.

(incidentally, haven't finished the film yet)