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I don't know which is the more traumatizing event of my evening: going to the emergency room for stitches on my finger or seeing my stepfather's naked ass.
I was running to catch a bus last night when I took a nasty spill. I landed hands-first on the sidewalk and ended up with some nasty scrapes. I mean, really nasty. Like, my left hand is kind of out of commission right now. As a lefty, that's a little devastating. I also banged up my knee, so I'm walking with a limp right now.
So, to make myself feel better, I'm watching The Story of Ricky, one of the most over-the-top comically violent films ever made. If you ever watched The Daily Show when Craig Kilborn was running it, you may recall the "head explosion" clip that preceded his Five Questions segment. That's from Ricky.
It's delightful.
So, to make myself feel better, I'm watching The Story of Ricky, one of the most over-the-top comically violent films ever made. If you ever watched The Daily Show when Craig Kilborn was running it, you may recall the "head explosion" clip that preceded his Five Questions segment. That's from Ricky.
It's delightful.
This Has Been... Quite a Week
Jun. 5th, 2008 02:21 pmWe had ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
coltsbane staying with us from Monday-Wednesday -- she arrived Monday afternoon and left Wednesday afternoon, so we only had Tuesday as our one full, proper day with her. From the list below, choose the the worst possible things to occur on Tuesday:
A) I have my first serious hangover in YEARS.
B)midnightfae stabs herself in the leg.
C) I get food poisoning.
D)midnightfae gets food poisoning.
E) All of the above.
If you chose E, you have accurately selected what actually happened. Two words of warning -- do not drink a heavy-on-the-rum rum and coke and a Mike's Hard Lime at the same time and avoid, when possible, the IHOP that's south of Thomas on Central Ave. in Phoenix.
Also, if you must carry a kitchen knife in a thin-material canvas bag, remove it once its purpose has been served.
Neithermidnightfae or I are fully recovered from our food poisoning experience. I think I'm actually feeling worse than I did yesterday.
Also, I was extremely late to work because we're dogsitting Abby, the Coolest Bulldog Ever, and I was running late and she really needed to go out... but not so much that she couldn't take her sweet sweet time getting her business done. Silly Abby.
coltsbane staying with us from Monday-Wednesday -- she arrived Monday afternoon and left Wednesday afternoon, so we only had Tuesday as our one full, proper day with her. From the list below, choose the the worst possible things to occur on Tuesday:A) I have my first serious hangover in YEARS.
B)
midnightfae stabs herself in the leg.C) I get food poisoning.
D)
midnightfae gets food poisoning.E) All of the above.
If you chose E, you have accurately selected what actually happened. Two words of warning -- do not drink a heavy-on-the-rum rum and coke and a Mike's Hard Lime at the same time and avoid, when possible, the IHOP that's south of Thomas on Central Ave. in Phoenix.
Also, if you must carry a kitchen knife in a thin-material canvas bag, remove it once its purpose has been served.
Neither
midnightfae or I are fully recovered from our food poisoning experience. I think I'm actually feeling worse than I did yesterday. Also, I was extremely late to work because we're dogsitting Abby, the Coolest Bulldog Ever, and I was running late and she really needed to go out... but not so much that she couldn't take her sweet sweet time getting her business done. Silly Abby.
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Only my roommate...
Jun. 3rd, 2008 02:04 pmmidnightfae just stabbed herself in the leg with a knife that she wasn't even touching.That's my roommate for you. The one day we have company and she lacerates a limb.
...oh my sweet something-or-other-deity-type.
I hate moving. I don't think hate is strong enough. Is there something stronger than hate? Loathing? No, still not strong enough.
Whatever it is, I that moving.
Much love todesertwillow and especially her husband for helping us out for a few hours last night.
No love to my aching muscles and joints for deciding to puss out on me.
Even less love to my glasses, which have been missing since Friday night.
I hate moving. I don't think hate is strong enough. Is there something stronger than hate? Loathing? No, still not strong enough.
Whatever it is, I that moving.
Much love to
desertwillow and especially her husband for helping us out for a few hours last night. No love to my aching muscles and joints for deciding to puss out on me.
Even less love to my glasses, which have been missing since Friday night.
The IKEA Workout
Dec. 13th, 2006 08:55 pmYes, the IKEA Workout: destroy your body semi-annually, lifting lovingly crafted Swedish-designed furniture pieces.
Ow.
In better news, I have enough video storage to last me at least another few months.
Ow.
In better news, I have enough video storage to last me at least another few months.
Watching Now...
Oct. 23rd, 2006 02:23 pmFigured out what to do with my Vox account. Taking a note from the fine folks over at Not Coming to a Theater Near You, I've started a screening log of all the films I watch. Nothing big -- most entries will be a film title, video box (courtesy of the video feature), and a bunch of tags. However, occasionally I might pop in with an observation or two or even a clip via YouTube.
We'll see how long my attention span keeps up, in any case.
http://jetpackmonkey.vox.com/
Also, my neck hurts and I can't turn it to my left.
We'll see how long my attention span keeps up, in any case.
http://jetpackmonkey.vox.com/
Also, my neck hurts and I can't turn it to my left.
I just walked two miles and hopped an eight foot fence to feed my mother's dogs because midnightfae has the key and I didn't realize that until I was almost there. Also, because I love Bran and Maeve.
However, I am hella tired.
A drabble/ficlet/fic to who can name the film my icon is from (if I already showed you the film when I was all asquee this weekend, this may be considered cheating. You'll have to find out). No comments screened.
Bonus: Give me the human name of the monster in the center. Then you get a bonus.
midnightfae has the key and I didn't realize that until I was almost there. Also, because I love Bran and Maeve. However, I am hella tired.
A drabble/ficlet/fic to who can name the film my icon is from (if I already showed you the film when I was all asquee this weekend, this may be considered cheating. You'll have to find out). No comments screened.
Bonus: Give me the human name of the monster in the center. Then you get a bonus.
Because I Can
Sep. 28th, 2006 12:20 amIn the process of watching Alias Season 4, I have taken to assigning everything Weiss does with a rating of 1-4 Grunbergs, 1 Grunberg being kind of cool and 4 being the pinnacle of the Grunbergian awesome.
I have yet to assign below a 3 on the scale. Because it's Weiss.
Also, I banged the crap out of my ribs today closing a car door. Ow.
I have yet to assign below a 3 on the scale. Because it's Weiss.
Also, I banged the crap out of my ribs today closing a car door. Ow.
